| Ol' father time: 2009 is running out boys. Wheres this album? |
| Jack Gobsmob: too much time at EDL rallies, not enough time in the studio |
| Michael Jackson: Sorry for bumming them kids. Can I cover your track "paedophile man"? I reckon it'll sell well here in hell. |
| Moneybags: It'll cost ya Jackson |
| Pro-choice: What’s happening with the MSIS home abortion kits? I have decided to abort my girlfriend/sister’s unborn child as my basement is just too crowded. |
| Mr Merch: There has been a slight delay due to a fatal fire at our Indonesian child labour sweatshop (no merchandise was damaged) --> continued |
| Mr Merch: Abortion kits will be despatched asap. Fortunately our kits are guaranteed to kill a fetus anywhere up to 6 months after conception. So you'll be fine |
| Dr Edward Erin: I used one of your abortion kits recently and would highly recommend them to others |
| Pro life: msis have gone too far this time! Stop the abortion kits or we will destroy you just like we destroyed the lighthouse family. |
| Jan Moir: MSIS are bad people and they should never have been granted asylum. Go home to bongo bongo land where I hope you all die of gayness just like Gaytely |
| Sam Crow: Anyone want to buy some guns? |
| Wild Bill: MSIS sell the guns round here. Fuck off back to Charming or we'll do you like we did Gemma |
| Pedant: do you mean SAMCRO? I will wear scary mask like rollins |
| disappointed customer: I bought one of your tshirts. Now I've got aids. I want a refund. |
| jack gobsmob: Bullshit. No one has bought one of our t-shirts except for one cunt in Streatham, and he already had AIDS |